Why I Want a Book Deal

Doing what I love for a living? Personal achievement?

Nah.

I want a book deal so I can one day score a cover like THIS:

How hot/creepy is this cover? Love the contrast of the hot pink vs the grays & blacks. And the spooky font type.

I have to say, I wasn't buying into the whole zombies thing, but steroids turning a high school football team into zombies? That's a plot made of awesome.

Why do I have to wait until next year to read this? :(